beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight


cakejam:

When an animal doesn’t like me it kills my self esteem


sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it


snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me


floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 


(Source: grawly)


hallamark:

*black and white gif of a skinny white couple engaging in sexual activity*


generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me


(Source: visualpantheon)


suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone